Mitt Romney’s Christmas Card (Revised)
I’m dreaming of White Christians Just like the ones I need to win As my hypocrisy glistens, and white folks listen To a slick Arkansas huckster trudging around Iowa in the snow I’m dreaming of...
View ArticleObama’s Christmas Ad
Going along with the trend that Mike Huckabee started, Barack Obama released a Christmas ad to the voters in the early states. In my minds eye, after nearly a year of campaigning, I’ve envisioned the...
View ArticleHillary’s Christmas Ad
In a nod to fellow Arkansan Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton released a holiday ad, however, the following parody ad I conjured up is the one she should have released. A beautiful array of gifts is...
View ArticleGiuliani’s Christmas Ad (Revised)
Copying front runner Mike Huckabee and sinking in national polls like a stone, a desperate Rudy Giuliani came out with his own holiday ad to deceive and reassure gullible Republicans. Rudy: There a...
View ArticleKwame Apologizes
Full text of Kilpatrick’s speech (Revised by Skeptical Brotha) January 30, 2008 MR. KILPATRICK: Good evening, Detroit. I want to start tonight by offering an obligatory, disingenuous Clintonian...
View ArticleWe want you, Negro
Dear Brothas and Sistahs, If you would like to waste Sunday mornings traversing around the country with Bill Clinton on his fruitless quest to regain the fawning favor of churchgoing African...
View ArticleSponsor a Negro
Hi, I’m Sally Struthers, the whiny white girl from All In The Family and those annoyingly manipulative Christian Children’s Fund Commercials with starving black babies. I know you haven’t heard from...
View ArticleCampaign mailbag: Hillary’s desperate appeal
Dear Fool, It should be abundantly clear to even the comatose that my imperial campaign is falling apart, my inevitability is a myth, and Darth Bubba is too self absorbed to cede the limelight to me....
View ArticleRoseanne Barr to Obama: Bow to the White Woman
Roseanne Barr wrote a post today on Huffington Post entitled “Bow to the Woman” I have decoded her meaning below. Barack Obama: Bow to the white woman, and take the vice presidency. Heal our bruised...
View ArticleHillary’s Emancipation Proclamation
By the rightful Democratic Nominee for President of the United States of America: A Proclamation. Whereas, on the seventh day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand and eight, a proclamation...
View ArticleRNC Opens: Cindy McCain and Laura Bush’s (humorous) appeal
The miscreants behind this year’s Republican National Convention belatedly recognized that celebrating the ruling classes triumph over fair taxation and the destruction of the social safety net would...
View ArticleMichelle and Laura tour the White House
After arguing passionately over proposition 8, I feel that you all could use some humor. This is my first attempt at humor in a long while. It stops when I am depressed and I am trying to recover....
View ArticleMICHAEL STEELE, FUGITIVE SLAVE
FUGITIVE SLAVE ALERT RAN AWAY FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH AFTER SASSING HIM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION HOUSE NEGRO & GOP MOUTHPIECE To-wit: The Man is a volunteer slave, house Negro, shameless minstrel,...
View ArticleKristi Watts: Pat Robertson’s Slave Girl
Name: KRISTI WATTS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DELUSIONAL NEGRO? Questionable Role: Pat Robertson’s un-be-weave-ably happy darkie co-host on the right wing 700 club. KRISTI NEEDS YOUR HELP Age: Old enough to...
View ArticleTiger Woods Foundation Job Announcement
JOB ANNOUNCEMENT SEXY SECRETARY Wanted: Sexy Secretary The Tiger Woods Foundation’s Department of Internal Affairs, pun intended, is looking to hire a full-time “secretarial pool” of sexy secretaries...
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